Blonde Jokes - 3
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her
jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant posession.
Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket
Trolley.
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes.
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death
in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday morning?
Tell her the joke on Friday afternoon.
