Blonde Jokes - 2
What's a blonde's favourite wine?
"Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who
hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?
Change.
What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last years hide and go seek winner.
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher
learning?
A visitor.
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.
What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
The back of her head.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
