Blonde Jokes
What's similar about UFO's and a smart blonde?
You keep hearing about them, but never see one...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100 - 1 to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms.
Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First
Why did 18 blondes go to the R-rated movie?
Because they heard that under 17 were not admitted.
Why Don't They Give Blondes Coffee-Breaks?
It's Such a Pain In The Ass Having To Retrain Them All The Time.
How do you get a twinkle in a blondes' eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
How do you kill a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
What did the blonde call her pet Zebra?
Spot.
Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.
What does a Blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
How do blonde braincells die?
Alone
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a
flat forehead?
Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.
Why do blondes drive VW's?
Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
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